May 2013
126 posts
jts9982:
Too many people are stuck in bad relationships because they cant let go of memories.
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
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Watchmorphinginthepuhsea:
awesomephilia:
Wait for it… [0:04]
LMFAAOOOOOOOO
Drop it like its hhooottt!
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Watcheducatedfoolery:
baddestwomen:
ghdos:
nerdnawesome:
Bernaaard!
Easily the funniest part of the movie.
my favorite part of this movie
i don’t even have to play it cause i know the lines that damn well
tsunamiwavesurfing:
girl had the nerve to tell me a new barbershop opened down the road
like she on’t know there’s a spiritual bond between a nigga and his barber
fuck up outta my face with your snake ways jezebel
This post smh lol
One Man Band: 45 Life Lessons, written by a 90... →
bakedgoodz:
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.
6. You don’t have to win…
